Source: The Atlantic
by Alexandra Petri
“Officer J: You think 25 years without sandwich crime just HAPPENS? Trainee: No. Officer J: We worked for this. It hasn’t been easy. When I got started on this beat, you couldn’t walk down the street in Washington without having a grilled cheese shoved in your face, if you were lucky. Egg salad, if you weren’t. Detective F: Not all the sandwiches were harmless. Some were clubs. People were too frightened of sandwiches to build a Subway in Georgetown. Officer K: I still have a scar from when I took a meatball sub to the chin in ’96 and, afterward, got into an unrelated knife fight.” (08/18/25)