Source: USA Today
by Rex Huppke
[W]e wanted to let you know things are going swimmingly and YOUR president is leading with great consistency and stability. Consider tariffs. WE LOVE TARIFFS! That’s why on Tuesday we put 25% tariffs on all Mexican and Canadian imports. BIG, STRONG TARIFFS. We hit them hard, and showed the world we are resolute and tough. Well, we did until Wednesday, when we issued a one-month tariff exemption on automobiles. BUT ONLY FOR A MONTH. After that, we will definitely fully tariff everything that is tariff-able. We do not equivocate and we will not bend. … We are tough and immovable and nobody will mess with us, but we might do something in the middle. We’re not exactly sure where the middle is, but rest assured, we will go there strongly. Maybe.” (03/06/25)