“No pierogi for you!” Whiny entitled lawyer says he’ll sue

Source: The Daily Beast

“Hell hath no fury like a Jeffrey Epstein-defending pierogi lover scorned. Notorious defense attorney Alan Dershowitz announced that he’s suing a farmer’s market on Martha’s Vineyard after the market’s resident pierogi stand refused to serve him. … the retired Harvard law professor stopped by the pierogi stand and asked if he could have six of the potato dumplings. ‘No,’ replied the vendor. ‘Oh, you’ve run out of pierogi? Too bad,’ Dershowitz said he replied. ‘No, we have plenty of pierogi,’ the person behind the counter replied, according to the lawyer. ‘I just won’t sell them to you. … I don’t approve of who you’ve represented. I don’t approve of who you support.’ … ‘The clear implication was that he opposed me because I defended Donald Trump and because I was a Zionist,’ Dershowitz said.” [editor’s note: The police threatened to arrest Dershowitz if he didn’t quit harassing the vendor – TLK] (07/31/25)

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