The plight of a double hater in the presidential election

Source: Orange County Register
by Matt Fleming

“I’m a double hater — a growing segment of voters who loathe both of our two main options for president. And what’s not to loathe? It’s a three-card monte dealer vs. ‘Weekend at Bernie’s.’ One loves bankruptcy and the other loves soft foods at early-bird specials. One might not be able to legally leave New York soon and the other probably should not drive at night. One doesn’t care where he is unless it has his name on it and the other doesn’t know where he is even if it had his name on it. … How is it possible that these are our two options? How have they BOTH been president recently?” (06/23/24)

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