FL: Beer spill truck crash closes highway

Source: BBC News [UK state media]

“A Florida highway was blocked on Wednesday by thousands of beer cans after a crash with five semi-trailers. All lanes were closed after the semi-trailer carrying the beer crashed into trucks parked on the side of the road. Photos taken at the scene by the Florida Highway Patrol show so many spilled beer boxes and cans, the road can barely be seen. The highway was eventually reopened some hours later. Only minor injuries were reported.” [editor’s note: FAKE NEWS. No real beer involved, just Coors Light – TLK] (09/22/22)