No kid cares about who Superman kisses

Source: Fox News Forum
by Greg Gutfeld

“I woke up this morning to find out the new Superman is bisexual! Finally! As powerful as a locomotive! Able to leap from women to men in a single bound! … so Superman is bi, and I say it’s a long time coming. Jimmy Olsen, it was worth the wait. Because if there was one thing that was important to me as a ten-year-old reading comic books, it was who the characters were sexually attracted to. It drove me crazy. I needed to know who Batman was sleeping with — other than Robin. … I also wanted to know if the Archies were into bondage.” [editor’s note: Well, SOMEONE cares … enough to write a thousand words about it – TLK] (10/13/21)