Source: New York Post
by Cindy Adams
“Infamous last words … Jay Leno: ‘Secret Service guys are brave. In what other job are you asked to take a bullet for your boss? I mean, other than working at 7-Eleven.’ George Carlin: ‘Politics are so corrupt. Even dishonest people get screwed.’ Winston Churchill: ‘Eating my words has never given me indigestion.’ Mort Sahl: ‘Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen.’ Woodrow Wilson: ‘A conservative is one who just sits and thinks — mostly sits.’ Bobcat Goldthwait: ‘Easy to be politically correct and liberal when you live in a gated community.’ Buck Henry: ‘We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.'” (09/04/24)