Politicians Will Always Be Damn Rascals

Source: JimBovard.com
by James Bovard

“Former President Donald Trump was recently convicted by a New York jury after prosecutors claimed he was guilty of ‘hoodwinking’ voters in the 2016 election by paying to cover up his boinking of a beefy porn star. Manhattan prosecutor Alvin Bragg proclaimed that Trump was guilty of taking steps with ‘the end of keeping information away from the electorate.’ Cue the casino scene from the movie Casablanca, with the French officer lamenting that he was ‘shocked, shocked’ to find gambling on the premises. Lying is practically the job description for politicians.” (06/10/24)