How Joe Biden can save his old-man image

by James Bovard

“After Thursday’s special-counsel report tagged the president as an ‘elderly man with a poor memory,’ Joe Biden needs all the help he can get. The Post came to his rescue Saturday with a celebrity stylist’s tips on how he ‘can freshen up his look.’ But my experience says those makeover tips aren’t silver bullets and ignore Biden’s real problems. To make his face look less antiquated, beauty consultant Sara Alviti encourages Biden to use CBD oil. Actually, this fix could help Biden with young voters even more than his endless illegal schemes to cancel federal student debt. The next time Biden wanders around aimlessly on stage or talks gibberish, his advisers can wink into the television camera and claim the prez overdosed on cannabis extract.” (02/11/24)